Jump Off Appreciation

**Inspired by Twitter Trending topic & Real Life**

"She want a nukka with no worries, no girlies, no lies and no stories.. Well I'm sorry, she ain't looking for me.."
Lil Wayne

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I just want to thank you for being there when she isn't

You know that you will never be the one because I already found her and you are okay with that fact

I don't have to remember your birthday, last name, and we don't have an anniversary

I never have to worry about you going through my phone or reading text message because you play your position

Thank you for keeping your mouth shut when you know I'm on the phone with her

And when I call you by her name during sex, I don't have to worry about you going off..

You've never tried to kiss me in the mouth.. girl, thank you

Leaving out of my back door so that my kids don't ever see you, because honestly I don't know how long I'm going to keep you around

You don't except a call back when you leave me a voicemail and are happy just to hear from me, even if I call you 3 days later

I love the way you get up in the middle of the night and just leave without me having to come up with an excuse on why you can't stay

You're awesome!

You know are NOT Mrs. Right BUT I will fuck you til she comes...